Traffic Cops

[Ross]

I love talking to them. They hate being spoken down to

I always talk down to the police.
They have to look up to me coz I help pay their wages.

[Scarlet]

They drive fast cars provided for by the tax payer.
They have paid for extensions to their ding-a-lings in that case

[Caravan Man]

I hate the traffic cops.
They think they can order you to do all sorts but they can's if you just hold your nerve and politely say no.

[Scarlet]

I love talking to them. They hate being spoken down to

You must be tall

[Dev]

If the traffic police pull you over just smile at them and be polite.
Give them a day to remember in a good way!

[Motor Mouth]

If the traffic police pull you over just smile at them and be polite.
Give them a day to remember in a good way!

Nah!
Best way is to tell them off.

[Roller]

If the traffic police pull you over just smile at them and be polite.
Give them a day to remember in a good way!

Nah!
Best way is to tell them off.

^ This

[Scarlet]

Whatever you do, don't, and I repeat don't, get your wallet or purse out and deliberately drop some money saying "officer, is this yours".
That can be taken totally the wrong way

[Motor Mouth]

Whatever you do, don't, and I repeat don't, get your wallet or purse out and deliberately drop some money saying "officer, is this yours".
That can be taken totally the wrong way

Yes, bribery can be viewed as being against the law

[Caroline]

If the traffic police pull you over just smile at them and be polite.
Give them a day to remember in a good way!

It costs nothing to be nice